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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

l1berum:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

ennnnnit

la-ruiva:

how—peculiar:

south-carolina-southern-belle:

northerngirll:

All a girl really wants in life is someone to rub her back until she falls asleep

And play with her hair.

and grab her butt.

The last is most important

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president


Eric Church:  I can still hear the sound of you saying "don't go."
Me and Eric Church (but mostly me):  WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOUUU I THINK ABOUT SEVENTEEEN I THINK ABOUT MY OLD JEEP I THINK ABOUT THE STARS IN THE SKY FUNNY HOW A MELODY SOUNDS LIKE A MEMORY LIKE A SOUNDTRACK TO A JULY SATURDAY NIGHT
Eric Church:  Springsteen.

blondesouthernbeauty:

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

*laughs as I take a sip of my coffee*